The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
The ol’ switcheroo. [x]
Get cereal, Tony says.
Get healthy cereal, Steve says.
Pop-Tarts, Thor says.
Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes. MOVING ON.
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
Happy Birthday Daniel Radcliffe
23 July 1989
Thank you for a picture of a blank wall DW twitter…but why post it…i’m confused…?
Josh being Josh
The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in one night, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
The biggest thing school has taught me is how fucking wrong school is
STOP TEASING YOUR FAN BENEDICT
ALWAYS TEASE YOUR FANS BENEDICT