The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

tastefullyoffensive:

The ol’ switcheroo. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

The ol’ switcheroo. [x]

nerdy-birdy18:

Get cereal, Tony says.

Get healthy cereal, Steve says.

Pop-Tarts, Thor says.

Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes.  MOVING ON.

headcanon accepted

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

closer-to-the-edge-of-glory:

Happy Birthday Daniel Radcliffe

23 July 1989

consulting-idjit-of-gallifrey:

tardistopanem:

Thank you for a picture of a blank wall DW twitter…but why post it…i’m confused…?

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peetamellarktossedmebread:

Josh being Josh

The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in one night, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!

its-a-personal-pineapple:

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

The biggest thing school has taught me is how fucking wrong school is

johnlockedness:

ohgodbenny:

STOP TEASING YOUR FAN BENEDICT

ALWAYS TEASE YOUR FANS BENEDICT

mellarque:

leaveatrail:

Everyone struggling to hold on to the cornucopia………

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SUPERMODEL FINNICK ODAIR HANGING ON

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this one looks like a selfie gone wrong
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